翻譯完後覺得不只有點低級而是十分低級的歌詞，可是我還是很喜歡XD
我把夏南瓜改成小黃瓜，因為這樣比較通順




Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
我來到莫斯艾斯利找變流器
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
老天，你也知道塔圖因有多熱
Well then I saw that there cantina
然後我看見那兒有家小酒店
I'll go in for an Orangina
我要進去喝杯橘子汽水
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
我聽說這環境很差但又能差到哪裡去呢？




Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
我走進門然後音樂突然停住
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
各種人和怪獸都盯著我看
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
似乎一個禮拜前他們的特維利克奴隸女孩出走
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
而我猜在那之後我是他們見到最好的替代品




I lost more than my heart in that cantina
我在那小酒店失去的不只是我的心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我把我的男子氣也留在塔圖因
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
老弟，將另一邊臉(屁股)轉過來讓人打不叫軟弱
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
但如果你替賈霸掰開它們，老弟，那你就不是男人！

I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
我被韓索羅老兄打中腦袋
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
我沒想到那海盜居然是個玻璃
I woke up next to Chewbacca
我在秋巴卡身邊醒來
I was smeared in Wookie caca
我渾身沾著武技便便
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
他們對我可憐的奶頭做的事實在不能接受
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
葛利多老兄飢渴的抓著他的綠色小雞雞
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
他猛扯那東西直到它不再是小東西
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
他拉我進入賈霸的小屋
He stared intently at my butt
他專注的盯著我的屁屁
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
然後他用他的小黃瓜喔塔凸塔我
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
我在那小酒店失去的不只是我的心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我把我的男子氣也留在塔圖因
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
老弟，將另一邊臉(屁股)轉過來讓人打不叫軟弱
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
但如果你替賈霸掰開它們，老弟，那你就不是男人！
take it away boys!
兄弟們把它帶走！

Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
一個人走過來說「我朋友不喜歡你。」
I said 'Sorry.'
我說「很抱歉。」
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch yourself!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
他說「我也不喜歡你，你最好小心點。」我想他的名字是湯姆威茲
And then some old dude who taught Vader
然後某個教過維達的老傢伙
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
用光劍砍斷他的手臂
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
那之後用來做熱辣辣的肛門按摩棒─唉呦




I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
我在地上遍體鱗傷扁至昏迷
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
然後我得救了！門邊站著十位帝國風暴兵！
But then my hope faded away,
然後我又希望落空，
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
我不知道他們把他們複製成gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
然後他們輪流突擊我的屁眼
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
我在那小酒店失去的不只是我的心
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
我把我的男子氣也留在塔圖因
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
老弟，將另一邊臉(屁股)轉過來讓人打不叫軟弱
Which is why I still go there every week!
這就是為什麼每個禮拜我還去那兒！