夢之夢

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/audio/fitness/listen.php  轉寄歌詞: Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It ’s our brand new wonder drug we think you ’ll find enticing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take, So we thought, what could we produce to give you all a break?? A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS, And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the ass. It’s Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning. Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay We tested it on animals and none of them survived, But that’s OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied. It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PE and DVT Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare, Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair, And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts, But it’s fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS. Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison. After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson. It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We sell lots in cos it’s the antidote to ricin. The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/audio/fitness/listen.php 轉寄歌詞: London underground   Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc, Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the fuss today I'm going to take my bike, Coz once again the Tube's on strike. The greedy bastards want extra pay for sitting on their arse all day even though they earn 30K . So I'm standing here in the pouring rain, Where the fuck's my fucking train?   London Underground London Underground They're all lazy fucking useless cunts London Underground London Underground They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.   All they say is "Please mind the doors", and they learned that on the two day course, This job could be done by a four year old. They just leave us freezing in the cold. What you smell is what you get Burger King and piss and sweat You roast to death in the boiling heat, With tourists treading on your feet and chewing gum on every seat, so don't tell me to "Mind the gap" I want my fucking money back .   London Underground London Underground They're all lazy fucking useless cunts London Underground London Underground They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle LaLaLaLa LaLaLaLa   The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, Every platform has a fucking tramp, But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,   London Underground London Underground WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers , London Underground London Underground   Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.  

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/audio/fitness/listen.php  轉寄歌詞:   The drug song   There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine There's Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide & Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide, Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide & if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide. There's Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline, Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine, Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol & if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol. There's Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam, & Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam, Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin, & Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine, & Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim, Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine & Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in. There's Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine, Potassium & Calcium & ev'ry kind of Vitamin, & Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin, & Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine. You must remember all these drugs The names of which you've learnt from me Or fuck 'em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.